please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

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sext: you are interesting and intelligent. i would love to discuss/share knowledge and alternate perspectives on complex ideals with you

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 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

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tumblr is a fun and enriching website! Lick my clit

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Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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